Ministère de la Procrastination et du Monologue Social
                                                                            

About me

You’re only here because you work for the NSA.

Well, I’ve done stuff. Nowadays I’m mostly directing documentary films but in the past, I have been

  • Producing documentaries
  • Writing and sort of performing for radio
  • Doing comic books
  • Programming and designing Web sites
  • Successfully not catching diseases in epidemics
  • Storyboarding kungfu films — for some unclear reason
  • Organizing cartoon exhibitions in Hong Kong and Macau and getting banned — or just in trouble on the good days
  • Doing political cartoons in Hong Kong and getting fired by the magazines I worked for
  • Producing an academic review on contemporary China
  • Designing things for French punk-rock bands
  • Sleeping in a church with Emmanuelle Béart
  • Programming video games and writing for computer magazines
  • And producing fanzines

Apart from that, I’m a very focused person.

I live in Paris, I’m French, but I’m also a permanent resident of Hong Kong. For that reason — among others, my main hobby is to annoy the fascist Chinese government. If you think it’s cool to work with a dictatorship, don’t even bother contacting me. That includes producers of documentaries. Thank you.

Otherwise it’s guillaume@podrovnik.com.